i cannot fathom me describing to you how LONG i have waited for this gifset
(via scarecrows)Source: 2000ish
the idea that atheists are an oppressed minority group is laughable
Something tells me you’re only focusing on white American atheists if you think that. Blasphemy laws and declaring that one is an atheist can get you fucking killed overseas….
Every fandom ever
This gets better the longer you watch
Barney is the fan who insists on complete silence and purity in the fandom. Feels should not get in the way.
Ted is the fan who is too emotionally invested in his ship and screams whenever they are on-screen.
Lily is the fan who cries about everything that happens— even when it’s not the least bit emotional.
And Marshall is the hate-watcher who is horrified with the whole fandom but can’t stop watching.
And in that moment, I swear we were all Ted.
(via countingassholes)Source: vablatsky
- all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
- sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
- all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
- your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
- always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus
(via diaryofafallendreamer)Source: smilingemoticon
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
(via diaryofafallendreamer)Source: dendropsyche